MLB Warns Little League Teams To Change Names

Major League Baseball is trying to bully Little League teams into changing their names.

In suburban Chicago, teams have been told to either buy uniforms from the official supplier to Major League Baseball or change names.

I  wonder if we did a little digging if we could find some current names in MLB that should be dropped or pay royalties?

Yankees to pay royalties to all descendants of New England heritage.

Brewers to pay royalties to Association of  Brewers, est. 1942

Mariners to pay royalties to families of those who died at sea.

Dodgers to pay huge sums to all Draftees fleeing to Canada.  (joke)

Padres to pay royalties to all Priest and Military Chaplains.

Indians to reimburse all Native Americans

Astros to pay canine relatives of that dog on the Jetson's

Rangers  to pay all residents of Travis County Texas

Angels forgiven of all reimbursement

Vikings is football but I just wanted to say that my relatives are vikings and I resent being represented as a mascot and demand money and ludafish.